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Hot Muslim Woman Demonstrates Ignorance Of Cupid’s Dating Blog Writer

A woman by the name of Hamassa Kohistani has teemed up with the BBC to demonstrate, once again, that I really don’t know what I’m talking about. Hamassa is exactly the kind of hot Muslim woman one would hope to find on a Muslim dating site. Although, it would be hard to believe she’s unattached and, even if she is, she probably spends most of her day turning down marriage proposals so she can get back to the issues she really cares about. I think you would really have to have the best of all the internet dating profiles to catch her eye and it would have to involve the words “teacher” or “charity organizer” in it somewhere.

This woman was Miss England 2005 and she, once again, demonstrates that when it comes to beauty pageants, I really don’t know what I’m talking about. I always thought a beauty contest was all about eye-candy and really nothing else. I imagine the contestants as uttering monosyllabic answers to uninteresting question and demonstrating their ability to bat their eyelashes. Apparently, I should spend more time listening to pageant winners.

Miss England 2005 is, if you’re anything like me, pretty much your dream mate. She is, by all accounts, gorgeous and brilliant and, according to the BBC news article that brought her to my attention, engaged and motivated in ways that are unmatched by all but a very few people.

Actually, not only does this woman demonstrate that I don’t know anything about beauty pageants, she also makes me look like the village idiot. She speaks six languages, is involved with a charity in Pakistan that strives to teach basic literacy to children and, when finished studying at university, intends to start a similar NGO in her native Afghanistan.

Six languages! My English is good. My French is pretty bad. I can’t order a meal in six languages, let along carry on a debate. Ordinarily, faced with such a brilliant and hot Muslim woman, I’d complain that it just isn’t fair that anyone should get to be smart and beautiful. However, judging from her narrative, she has had a lot more to overcome that I ever will so I suppose it’s only fair that she have the wit and class do whatever she wants. That might be the coolest thing about this woman though: she could take over the world, but all she wants to do is help out.

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